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The Quest of the Missing Map has been updated through page 149!

This entry will be deleted when the next update goes up.

EDIT: ... except not because LJ decided not to save the 50 pages I MSTed /SCREAMS
I'll do them over if I can't recover it
OKAY FIXED

The Mystery of the Moss-Covered Mansion (Part 2 of 2)

In the second part of this book, Nancy uncovers a commie conspiracy to jeopardize America's space program! Every foreign person she's met over the course of the story is secretly involved, of course.

The boys were intrigued by the unusual trees on the garden, particularly the sausage tree. )

... ahahahaha

(This is still [livejournal.com profile] banerry, by the way; I just got a name change.)

THIS HAS TURNED INTO A COMEDY OF ERRORS, SERIOUSLY. I now cannot find the book that I was currently working on. I still plan on working more on this, but obviously, I can't do so until the book is found. Until then, I guess my entries to this comm are on indefinite hiatus until I stop failing at life. They will come again someday, I swear!

... This project has still not been abandoned 8|

Other stuff has kind of taken over my online and offline life, BUT. If anyone is still reading this, I definitely do plan on continuing this (I'm hoping to get The Mystery of the Brass-Bound Trunk completely done this weekend, actually). I know I said this ages ago and it kind of... never happened, but I seriously, seriously plan on getting this comm back on track sometime soon. Even though it might seem like my neglect of it would indicate otherwise, I love it too much to abandon it. XD

The Mystery of the Brass-Bound Trunk

I'm not going to claim that my updates should be coming more quickly soon, because saying that apparently jinxes things. Woe.

'Next to football, dancing is my favorite pastime.' )

The Whispering Statue (Part 1 of 2)

Because in the old version, we actually find out where Togo comes from, instead of having him show up to be fondled and then disappear without a trace.

'I should have thought he would have preferred to disown his daughter.' )

This project has not been abandoned!

... But I just haven't been feeling the inspiration lately. I love MSTing these books and will hopefully be back on it soon, but... yeah. At the moment, I don't know when that's going to be.

The Clue of the Tapping Heels (Part 2 of 2)

I still have no idea what the point of this one was. There were too many unrelated little mysteries and random bad guys and boring cat shows for it to really hold my interest. Plus, Gus Woonton didn't turn out to be as deliciously crazy as I had been hoping. What a let-down.

Anyone entering by this means would be surprised with a hard football tackle. Secretly Ned hoped he would have the chance. )

The Clue of the Tapping Heels (Part 1 of 2)

This book... I'm not really sure what this book is about, to be honest. It involves a random cat thief, antagonistic neighbors who May or May Not Be Hiding Something, and a mentally unbalanced criminal who breaks into houses for the sole purpose of sending Morse Code messages to the inhabitants. Oh, and a cat show that serves no real purpose to the plot.
It also has the distinction of having one of the worst covers in ND history. Seriously, go Google it. It's hideous.

The Haunted Bridge

Our intrepid detective works to take down an international jewel thief and uncover the mystery behind a haunted bridge (one possible explanation: teenagers getting it on), all while single-handedly (literally) winning a golf tournament against world-renowned players.
BONUS: Bess and George give Nancy a very thorough backrub after she sprains her hand. We are apparently supposed to accept this as a logical plotpoint, and not the obvious excuse for foreplay that it totally is.

The Whispering Statue (Part 1 of 2)

Nancy takes a case for which she (for some reason) needs a fake name- and she comes *this close* to choosing Carrie Fisher. Do you have any idea how many Star Wars jokes she just dodged? I'm not sure whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. 

The Mystery of the Ivory Charm

Nancy semi-kidnaps a poor little circus boy from his crazy foster father, who thinks that being from India exempts him from having to follow American law. BONUS: to trick a suspect into admitting their nefarious deeds, Nancy reveals that she has her own special psychic abilities- the power to look into the past.

'Hello!' he said shyly. 'Rishi not speak English much.' ) 

The Message in the Hollow Oak

Nancy joins Ned's cousin at an archaelogical dig, where she spends most of the time chopping down old, hollow oak trees in search of treasure markers buried beneath the bark. Oh, and she encounters a homicidal goat, too. You know you want to read this book.

'Aren't you the girl I saw hacking at a tree near the dig site?' )

The Secret at Shadow Ranch

The original, unrevised version from the 30s- in which we learn that Bess is short for Elizabeth, and that George is, in fact, George's real name. 
Also, I would like to apologize for my excessive use of the word 'stalk' in this entry. It all seemed necessary at the time.

 

The Clue of the Broken Locket

This book's character in need is yet another whiny, defenseless orphan with a mysterious past. Seriously ghostwriters, it's getting a bit dull.

Password to Larkspur Lane

A sickly, elderly individual is being held prisoner in their own home by conniving ne'er-do-wells. Sound familiar? Maybe Edward Stratmeyer accidentally handed his ghostwriters the same outline two times in a row. (Watch for shades of Lilac Inn, too- they're in there if you know where to look.)

'You are more important to me than all the mysterious old ladies in the world!' )